How to become a boss that everybody hates
Disclaimer: This guide is purely hypothetical, if similar, it is purely coincidental. These actions are highly dangerous, kids are not encouraged to imitate.
This is a guide to teach you how to be a boss that everybody hates. It is not easy to follow. But if you can fulfill all criteria, in no time everyone in the office will hate you more than ever before.
- Slam the table very hard out of a sudden and scare everyone in the office.
- Force your subordinates to come to work on time and work extra hours everyday.
- When your subordinates come late to work, scold them kao kao and when you come late to work, pretend to be very busy with work.
- Your subordinates cannot be late and you can be late for 4 hours because of over slept.
- Use extremely low voice to talk over the phone and slam the phone after the conversation.
- Show off your fatty body to your subordinates and teach them how to use a dumbbell. When necessary, you can ask them to touch and feel your bicep “muscle”.
- Pretend to know everything and keep repeating “I know I know I know” before your subordinates can finish his or her sentence, throughout the conversation.
- Giving instructions like “make whatever whatever whatever changes” and expect your subordinates to understand what it means.
- Ask your subordinates to walk few hundred meters all the way to the other side of the building just to help you carry a laptop while you carry 2 books in your hand.
- Modify the SMS sent by your superior and forward to all your subordinates so that they think the order is given by the big boss.
- Ultimately, you can sleep in the office, right at your desk, openly, while your subordinates work tirelessly to finish the works.
P/S: Kevin designed a cheatsheet poster that comes in handy when you need to have a quick reference on the characteristics of a cocky boss.